Funny stuff my friend says

Greetings,
I am posting this from the bedroom of my friend Kate, who is in the shower. We went to see some cool bands last night, although we missed Valar, so I'm doing a catchup with itunes.
Good stuff.
 Also on the listening mix, Bon Iver. Classic Kate comment:

 Int. Morning, Bedroom.

K: Yeah I heard he had mononucleosis.

CS: What's that?

K: Let's google it.

Googles.

So, turns out mononucleosis is actually just glandular fever.

K (emphatically): Americans always fuck everything up!

I really think transcribing this removes the humour, but I'm laughing anyway.
And now, another personal joke for Kate.
Sorry

Bad ass

My friend is sick at the moment, tired and stressed from work. This is really devastating for me because we can't laugh together about our special jokes and the simultaneous thoughts we very often have.
Did I mention she's amazingly cool?

Not that kind of pretentious coolness or coolness that makes you feel less cool, but just that effortless, natural, bad-ass cool that everyone wishes they had.